I do not like non-vulgar posts
Because they don’t annoy our hosts
A picture of a kiwi mouse
Ain’t no cause for them to grouse
Just because it makes them nervous
They can’t use their Terms of Service
As a bludgeon to enforce
Inoffensive blog discourse
Of all the wrong things they did glom
I think that Hillary with Saddam
Is the pic that pissed them off
(Surely, it was not teh Hoff)
Monster Host’s FAQ sounds so brave
And yet one phone call made them cave
And threaten to keep Sinner’s dough
What Teh Fuck Is This Shit, yo?
