Thursday, March 1, 2007

What?

My deepest thanks for Fatwa!



I do not like non-vulgar posts
Because they don’t annoy our hosts
A picture of a kiwi mouse
Ain’t no cause for them to grouse

Just because it makes them nervous
They can’t use their Terms of Service
As a bludgeon to enforce
Inoffensive blog discourse

Of all the wrong things they did glom
I think that Hillary with Saddam
Is the pic that pissed them off
(Surely, it was not teh Hoff)

Monster Host’s FAQ sounds so brave
And yet one phone call made them cave
And threaten to keep Sinner’s dough
What Teh Fuck Is This Shit, yo?

4 comments:

minteh said...

Otter: We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

Fatwa Arbuckle said...

"What? 'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing's over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

"Germans?"

"Forget it, he's rolling."

"And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough...the tough get going! Who's with me? Let's go! Come on!"

I have a feeling that Host Monster will wind-up regretting being jackholes to teh GN.

minteh said...

Hell to teh YAY™, Fatwa!

Now, were do we get them 10,000
marbles?

IMTOT™

[Nedramode]. . .

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