Thursday, March 1, 2007

What?

My deepest thanks for Fatwa!



I do not like non-vulgar posts
Because they don’t annoy our hosts
A picture of a kiwi mouse
Ain’t no cause for them to grouse

Just because it makes them nervous
They can’t use their Terms of Service
As a bludgeon to enforce
Inoffensive blog discourse

Of all the wrong things they did glom
I think that Hillary with Saddam
Is the pic that pissed them off
(Surely, it was not teh Hoff)

Monster Host’s FAQ sounds so brave
And yet one phone call made them cave
And threaten to keep Sinner’s dough
What Teh Fuck Is This Shit, yo?

8 comments:

tim said...

Otter: We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

Fatwa Arbuckle said...

"What? 'Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing's over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"

"Germans?"

"Forget it, he's rolling."

"And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough...the tough get going! Who's with me? Let's go! Come on!"

I have a feeling that Host Monster will wind-up regretting being jackholes to teh GN.

tim said...

Hell to teh YAY™, Fatwa!

Now, were do we get them 10,000
marbles?

IMTOT™

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Ray said...

I AGREE. HOST MONSTER SUCKS BIG TIME.
HERE IS WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ISP HOSTING COMPANY.THEY GET PAID TO HOST WEB PAGES AND CHARGE FOR DOMAINS, BUT THEY DO NOT EVEN MAINTAIN BACKUPS OF CUSTOMERS WEB PAGES SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING TO EARN THE MONIES THAT THEY CHARGE! BESIDES PLAYING WWITH THEMSELVES 24X7. THEY TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR NOT HAVING ANY F*ING BACKUP. YOU BETTER BELIEVE THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE, MORE LIKE TOTALLY IR-RESPONSIBLE. THOST FUCKWADS
MY WEBPAGE WAS A SINGLE FLASHFILR BUT HELL NO IT'S GONE AND SO IS MY ACCOUNT WITH THEM NOW INCLUDING MY DOMAIN,MOVE TO A NEW MORE RESPONSIBLE ISP WHO ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CUSTOMER SERVICE AND DOING BACKUPS. FUCK HOT MONSTER.COM IN THE ASS,BUT NOT WITH MY DICK.